If there's one word that can be used in almost any situation,it has to be the word PISS.
read on..you will see what I mean.......unless you want to
"Piss OFF"........ then you'd be out of here quick, but if I told you to "piss OFF",then you might or might not go depending how I said it,if I'm laughing ,you don't have to go ,I just don't believe what you just said.If I'm angry though, you'd better dissapear quick.
I can "TAKE THE piss" by making fun of you, I can "TAKE A piss" which is passing urine.
If I'm "pissED" then its more than likely because I've taken "TOO MUCH piss' :drank too many beers, because i was "ON THE piss",probably at a "piss UP" or party.There are stages of pissed ...just pissed, heaps pissed, way pissed,pissed as a fart,paraletic pissed,passed out pissed.
Because of the american infulence here, now young people can be "pissED" with you when they're angry, but because of my age I'll be" pissed OFF" at you ,when I'm cranky.
It can be pissING DOWN with rain,but the fireplace has already been set up so its " a piece of piss" to get it started,very easy.
I'm always pissPOOR when I have no money,.perhaps because I "Pissed it away" squandering it on something silly.
If my wine "tastes like Piss" it's not very good quality and I would have bought it at a bargain price because "Im as mean as cat's piss"
I just hope you don't think I've made a pisspoor effort on my blog and my writing is not pissweak.
About Me
- IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAY
- NSW, Australia
- I'm made it past 50! married for over half my life, have 3 kids all grown and I'm loving this part of my life.I was a nurse in my younger days but an unhealthy dose of rheumatoid arthritis put a damper on my career,so I'm at home with the internet.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Let's knock down this wall....
When hubby and I bought this 95 yr old house 5 years ago,it was a renovators dream.The decor was 1930's depression and 1940's rationing in style. We scraped back the lead paint,lifted the ancient carpet and layers of lino and did basic renovation on the bathroom and kitchen and moved in. 5 years down the track the paint faded the carpet was grubby and time to start again.
So in with the blue and white paint and it came up a treat,nice and fresh.
2 of the 3 kids have left home and hubby stared at the wall between the lounge and bedroom and said "lets tear it down".He did.Now, in that bedroom was about 30 boxes of assorted hoarding of the 4 out of 5 of us that hoard. Where to put it? The tiny sleepout now has the 30 assorted boxes,plus the remainder of the stock from our failed art gallery.
Now we have somewhere to put the pool table.
Hubby is one of those ebayers, that buys things for "one day". His one day has come and now we have an assembled pool table upside down in the extended part of the loungeroom. We just have to find 4 able bodied men to help us flip it over....One day!!!
To finish the room,we need to find the able bodied men, flip the table over and move it into the other half of the room,so we can lay the carpet in the new half,then move all the loungeroom furniture in there,but first we need to finsih painting the ceiling in the old half.
Then there's these new fangled ceiling down lights that change colors,he's working on that now.Just the other day he bought a tap fitting that changes coulour when the water runs.And it doesn't just run, it pours gently over a curved piece of glass before it hits the sink.
Yesterday he had a thought that if he put rollers on his full size suit of armour, he could attatch it to the door and when anyone opened it they would come face to face with...George!!!
I'm beginning to feel like a theatre nurse..only instead of scalpel...forceps..its...glue gun..hammer...paintbrush.....
So in with the blue and white paint and it came up a treat,nice and fresh.
2 of the 3 kids have left home and hubby stared at the wall between the lounge and bedroom and said "lets tear it down".He did.Now, in that bedroom was about 30 boxes of assorted hoarding of the 4 out of 5 of us that hoard. Where to put it? The tiny sleepout now has the 30 assorted boxes,plus the remainder of the stock from our failed art gallery.
Now we have somewhere to put the pool table.
Hubby is one of those ebayers, that buys things for "one day". His one day has come and now we have an assembled pool table upside down in the extended part of the loungeroom. We just have to find 4 able bodied men to help us flip it over....One day!!!
To finish the room,we need to find the able bodied men, flip the table over and move it into the other half of the room,so we can lay the carpet in the new half,then move all the loungeroom furniture in there,but first we need to finsih painting the ceiling in the old half.
Then there's these new fangled ceiling down lights that change colors,he's working on that now.Just the other day he bought a tap fitting that changes coulour when the water runs.And it doesn't just run, it pours gently over a curved piece of glass before it hits the sink.
Yesterday he had a thought that if he put rollers on his full size suit of armour, he could attatch it to the door and when anyone opened it they would come face to face with...George!!!
I'm beginning to feel like a theatre nurse..only instead of scalpel...forceps..its...glue gun..hammer...paintbrush.....
Friday, March 5, 2010
That facebook thing
Hello, my name is Bee and I'm a facebook addict :)
Why? I hear you ask... the hell I know, but I have found lost friends and relatives,,made some new friends and I'm just a sucker for gossip I guess.
I've been in poking wars, barnraisings, collected many eggs and apparently had one too many cocktails.I'm one of those people that will become your neighbor so you can get more points in your game but I don't really play the games...I'm too busy returning all the requested items!
I have made some really nice friends there though and joined some fun groups including my old schools.I love the old photos.
I put a lot of old photos on my page too, lots of old family,most of them didn't mind and I only had one letter asking me to cease and desist.Some people have no sense of humour , really, doesn't everyone put straws up their nose and in their ears while sitting on a toy elephant at one time or another???
It is a fun way to catch up with people,but I know I'm on there too much........it means I don't have a life.I do, it's just a very quiet one.I don't get out much.when I do,you'll hear about it here ...........or on facebook :)
Why? I hear you ask... the hell I know, but I have found lost friends and relatives,,made some new friends and I'm just a sucker for gossip I guess.
I've been in poking wars, barnraisings, collected many eggs and apparently had one too many cocktails.I'm one of those people that will become your neighbor so you can get more points in your game but I don't really play the games...I'm too busy returning all the requested items!
I have made some really nice friends there though and joined some fun groups including my old schools.I love the old photos.
I put a lot of old photos on my page too, lots of old family,most of them didn't mind and I only had one letter asking me to cease and desist.Some people have no sense of humour , really, doesn't everyone put straws up their nose and in their ears while sitting on a toy elephant at one time or another???
It is a fun way to catch up with people,but I know I'm on there too much........it means I don't have a life.I do, it's just a very quiet one.I don't get out much.when I do,you'll hear about it here ...........or on facebook :)
Saturday, February 20, 2010
21 WAYS
This being my first blog, I trawled, oops giving away my age...browsed.. the internet for advice on writing the perfect opening blog. An hour or two, much browsing and many cigarettes later I settled on this post as it had popped up on every search engine.
Being an indecisive person I thought I'd give all 21 tips ago.If one is guaranteed to grow my blog then all 21 should work a treat.
Here goes:
1. Write something USEFUL.........hmm a tip...........Always remember... one good turn gets all the blanket :) easy
2.Write something UNIQUE........I'm the mother of a transgender mtf ....well its not totally unique but pretty uncommon....it counts!!!
3. Write something NEWSWORTHY.......Thurs 18th Feb, Brown snake found in loungeroom of a 20 yr old girl(my daughter). Efforts to locate snake were successful using the pillowslip and stick method and the deadly venomous snake now has been relocated.
4.Writes something FIRST.......Good Morning.....am I the first to say it?
5.Write something THAT MAKES THOSE WHO READ IT SMARTER... ahh a challenge...Canned grapefruit juice contains twice the naringin of fresh grapefruit
6 Write something CONTROVERSIAL...says good things come to those who wait ...... better things come to those who give in! ;-)
7.Write something INSIGHTFUL... just because your sandwich is gone and there's a trail of crumbs leading to me does not mean I ate it...
8.Write something THAT TAPS INTO A FEAR PEOPLE HAVE.../\____/\___/\___/\___/\______________/\___________________________________________
9.Write something that helps people ACHIEVE... a friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move the body.
10. Write something that ELICITS A RESPONSE...You did WHAT with WHO for HOW many Mars Bars?
11.Write something that gives a SENSE OF BELONGING.... The three words you never want to hear when your having sex with the love of your life?? HONEY I'M HOME!!!
12.Write something PASSIONATELY...I loved you then, love you still, always has, and always will.
13.Write something that INTERPRETS or TRANSLATES news for people...if you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up people until they are forced to open a beach.
14.Write something INSPIRATIONAL...Don't ever give up on life. Go out, make mistakes, make a mess, make a fuss, make a noise,make a friend, make an enemy, make a cake, make a baby, but most of all make the most of your life!
15.Write something that tells a STORY...my husband was having problems with my dad, I never realised how obvious it was until, my mother repeated something my 3 year old had said at the dinner table.
"Pop, my dad doesn't like you" he hesitated, looked across the table and just to make sure said '"Is your name Tom?"
OUCH!!!
16...Write something that SOLVES A PROBLEM...It's never too late to tell someone to shutup!
17...Write something that gets a LAUGH...tthhee pposstt officce ssentt yyur vvibrraatorr 2 mmyy hhouse bbyy misstaake . howw dooo uu turrnn thhiss tthhinnng offfff??
18...Write something that SAVES PEOPLE TIME OR MONEY...Borrow magazines from your doctor’s office. If you REALLY feel bad about It, Take them back when you're finished with them.
19...Write something OPINIONATED...It takes to much energy to be mad all the time. Life is short. Just be happy:)
20...Write something that is a RESOURCE...I keeps clicking my fingers but the house remains a mess, so I'm telling you : Mary Poppins is a fake.
21...Write something about something ‘COOL‘.... If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving!!!
Well there it is my first blog! Enjoy!
Being an indecisive person I thought I'd give all 21 tips ago.If one is guaranteed to grow my blog then all 21 should work a treat.
Here goes:
1. Write something USEFUL.........hmm a tip...........Always remember... one good turn gets all the blanket :) easy
2.Write something UNIQUE........I'm the mother of a transgender mtf ....well its not totally unique but pretty uncommon....it counts!!!
3. Write something NEWSWORTHY.......Thurs 18th Feb, Brown snake found in loungeroom of a 20 yr old girl(my daughter). Efforts to locate snake were successful using the pillowslip and stick method and the deadly venomous snake now has been relocated.
4.Writes something FIRST.......Good Morning.....am I the first to say it?
5.Write something THAT MAKES THOSE WHO READ IT SMARTER... ahh a challenge...Canned grapefruit juice contains twice the naringin of fresh grapefruit
6 Write something CONTROVERSIAL...says good things come to those who wait ...... better things come to those who give in! ;-)
7.Write something INSIGHTFUL... just because your sandwich is gone and there's a trail of crumbs leading to me does not mean I ate it...
8.Write something THAT TAPS INTO A FEAR PEOPLE HAVE.../\____/\___/\___/\___/\______________/\___________________________________________
9.Write something that helps people ACHIEVE... a friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move the body.
10. Write something that ELICITS A RESPONSE...You did WHAT with WHO for HOW many Mars Bars?
11.Write something that gives a SENSE OF BELONGING.... The three words you never want to hear when your having sex with the love of your life?? HONEY I'M HOME!!!
12.Write something PASSIONATELY...I loved you then, love you still, always has, and always will.
13.Write something that INTERPRETS or TRANSLATES news for people...if you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up people until they are forced to open a beach.
14.Write something INSPIRATIONAL...Don't ever give up on life. Go out, make mistakes, make a mess, make a fuss, make a noise,make a friend, make an enemy, make a cake, make a baby, but most of all make the most of your life!
15.Write something that tells a STORY...my husband was having problems with my dad, I never realised how obvious it was until, my mother repeated something my 3 year old had said at the dinner table.
"Pop, my dad doesn't like you" he hesitated, looked across the table and just to make sure said '"Is your name Tom?"
OUCH!!!
16...Write something that SOLVES A PROBLEM...It's never too late to tell someone to shutup!
17...Write something that gets a LAUGH...tthhee pposstt officce ssentt yyur vvibrraatorr 2 mmyy hhouse bbyy misstaake . howw dooo uu turrnn thhiss tthhinnng offfff??
18...Write something that SAVES PEOPLE TIME OR MONEY...Borrow magazines from your doctor’s office. If you REALLY feel bad about It, Take them back when you're finished with them.
19...Write something OPINIONATED...It takes to much energy to be mad all the time. Life is short. Just be happy:)
20...Write something that is a RESOURCE...I keeps clicking my fingers but the house remains a mess, so I'm telling you : Mary Poppins is a fake.
21...Write something about something ‘COOL‘.... If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving!!!
Well there it is my first blog! Enjoy!
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